April 2010
Dear Anthony:
The next time you meet a new girl please go down this checklist:
_ 1. She is not taken.
_ 2. She is not a slut
_ 3. She is not sprung up on an ex.
_ 4. She’s local.
_ 5. She’s close to your age.
_ 6. She isn’t using you.
_ 7. She is not crazy (addicted to drug, alcoholic, prostitute)
_ 8. She actually cares about what you have to say.
_ 9. She can sing/dance.
_ 10. She gave you a...